January 2012
287 posts
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December 2011
321 posts
Cave Johnson here, Read this: Due to the high...
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reblog this post if i have permission to invade...
just-an0ther-excus3:
maydayhenderson:
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bommie-anon:
Pleeaase do(:
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cubonespeaks:
EPIC. TRULY EPIC.
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Dat Face Part 2
musicalsharpie:
toatlantis:
crying
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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could tell you to stop over using this dialogue as a last resort to make unfunny posts.
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“There were two cupcakes in Philip Parker’s lunch bag and Albert got a Hershey...”
– Judith Viorst, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (via presentingbooks)
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I have been in Doctor Who so many times, I'm...
koalasmakemehappy:
There I am.
And there.
I think I look particularly dashing in this one.
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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wugs:
#do you guys have the one person who follows you and who you follow #but you’re not sure why they follow you because they’re such a quality blog and you’re NOT #and you never talk or anything #but sometimes they’ll like one of your posts and you’re like I HAVE PLEASED HER/HIM
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REBLOG IF YOU THINK YOUR FOLLOWERS/FRIENDS/RPERS...
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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Stevolution
gottalovedatsmerch:
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nicolascagesempai:
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((picture submitted by typicaloddities))
askandroidwheatley:
OH GOD WHEATLEY LIKED MY DRAWING AND OH GOD HE KNEW IT WAS AN APPLE AND LKAJSFDSHKDFLJLEHRFKLH SEHRF KFHEAKEFJ HFK
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nonanonymously replied to your post: Nonanonymously Started Following You! *Laughs* Yes, you probably have. That is the large majority of what I do here on Tumblr. Also, I do apologize for my tardiness in following you, that was foolish on my part.
No big deal! Love your blog and fics, btw! Also were you the only doing the smut roleplays over asks or was that an actual anon? I forgot
Also I...
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It's almost as if the Stephen Merchant/Portal 2...
I am oh so very okay with this.
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Nonanonymously Started Following You!
Didn’t I see you role playing over asks with someone?
Welcome! :D
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20 Years From Now:
Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?
Me: Honey, that was before we got married.
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The 9th gif in your folder will be the person...
chimerachick:
helixxnebula:
zimie-stef:
I’ve slept with:
Reaction to pregnancy:
I’ve slept with:
Reaction to pregnancy:
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HOW DID IT KNOW?!
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Typical Oddities: I'm Sorry Mom →
chimerachick:
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There was no love or hope in the woman I saw on Christmas. She was bitter, and full of hate. That woman is not my mother.
My mother held me tightly at the airport, and didn’t want to let go when I left for Arkansas. This woman gave me 2 hugs- a half hearted one armed hug at the door, and one…
I honestly don’t know what to say, but I can’t leave this alone...
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I'm Sorry Mom
There was no love or hope in the woman I saw on Christmas. She was bitter, and full of hate. That woman is not my mother.
My mother held me tightly at the airport, and didn’t want to let go when I left for Arkansas. This woman gave me 2 hugs- a half hearted one armed hug at the door, and one “real” hug in front of the people who picked me up.
I was there for 5 hours with...
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when my sims sleep in the wrong bed →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
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The 12th GIF in your folder is what you want for...
testchamber19:
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What you want:
What you get:
Submitted by: crimson-studios
What I want:
ohmanaliveyes
What I get:
…
Yeah, that sounds about right.
reblogging just because of that post.^^^
why does the internet hate me i don’t understaaaaand
Reblogging because that...
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Six of the tags I follow involve Stephen Merchant...
This isn’t healthy
The first one is “Breakfast With Stephen”.
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